bachness monster

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.

"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"

by Steve Bach February 8, 2008

Dillon Bach

Whenever something of a negative nature happens to someone, they have been Dillon Bach'd.

Ross: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Francis: Damn man, you just got Dillon Bach'd.

by Froto1971 October 27, 2009

Mundian to Bach Ke

It's the Roc in the building
Calib, Ramel, Tarrell in the house
Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar

indian guy 1: have you heard the new hit Mundian to Bach Ke?
indian guy 2: YES! its the best son ever!

by lanamilan August 30, 2022

bach a bowl

Term used to describe smoking a bowl (usually in a pipe or a bong) of marijuana.

Hey man, wanna bach a bowl?

by Bilbo March 4, 2004

Paul Schin Bach

"Pull Skin Back"
Name given to someone who can pull their foreskin over their sgrotum or further.

Alex is such a paul schin bach!

by 666casper666 August 10, 2007

Mundian to bach kay

Punjabi MC song which means Beware of the boys in Punjabi.

cant think of any example with mundian to bach kay

by blah123 November 18, 2006

[may bach money]

Enough money to buy a maybach ( a $1,300,000 car)

I'm gettin may bach money.

by macemoody December 5, 2008