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Baby Syndrome

When the youngest child acts as if they are enabled to do daily things such as cook, clean, be alone, etc. Hence acting as if they are a baby. They are dependent on others aide and must be constantly nurtured by others.
Sally asked her older sister, Anna, to make her a snack in hopes she could sit back and relax, but Anna refused claiming she was showing signs of the baby syndrome.
by DoctorSuess December 7, 2014
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Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.
"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."
by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017
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President Baby syndrome

A person with President Baby syndrome is selfish, throws tantrums when criticized, complains constantly, is obsessed with money, doesn't believe rules should apply to him, and is the president of a sovereign country. This is a specific form of King Baby syndrome, a common term in the addiction recovery field. Some psychologists, in fact, believe that President Baby syndrome is a consequence of when King Baby syndrome is suffered by a critical number of individual voters.
Dunno about you but I'm not looking forward to at least four years of normalized President Baby syndrome.
by Wilma Auld January 6, 2017
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Ugly-Baby-Syndrome

(n) refers to females who -because something belongs to them, or they created something (a baby) - cannot step back and see that it is hideous-looking and repulsive to most everyone else (and especially men) who look at the same thing.

Named after the medically known fact that the majority of women who birth ugly babies believe that this said baby is absolutely beautiful.
Do you see Tanisha's new baby?

"Yes. Man, is that thing butt-ugly or what? And she keeps going on and on and on about how it's the most beautiful baby that she's ever seen."

She's got Ugly-Baby-Syndrome, for sure! She does the same thing with her hideous-looking shoes too -- she's always wearing some ugly heels and she thinks they're beautiful.
by mike87111 October 28, 2013
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Cute Baby Syndrome

1. When you see a baby that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute baby.

Related to Cute Puppy Syndrome
1. Person: (hugging a cute baby a bit too tight)
Baby's parent: Hey give me my baby back, creep.

2: Person 1: (to baby) Aww you're so cute little baby awww goo goo gaa gaa cute babyyyyyy.
Person 2: Um, I think you have Cute Baby Syndrome
by sbear October 21, 2010
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UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome)

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."
by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005
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An acronym for Trust Fund Baby Syndrome. When the case of having a privileged life is so hard and how people think your stuck up when in your own opinion your not boils up to a moment of self awareness that Yes, my friend, you are really that annoying.
While watch flipping through the TV channels, I stop on MTV, which is showing another great episode of Sweet Sixteen, some whinny little bitch cries about not have the birthday party they wanted and how shit isn't fair while throwing a temper tantrum, even though his or her parent is actually footing the bill for it all. Typical TFBS ( Trust Fund Baby Syndrome)
by SleepyDrunk&Horny January 9, 2008
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