baby fat

Fatty tissue which one has from childhood, but will outgrow upon reaching physical maturity.

I'm glad you grew out of your baby fat, now you're a stone fox.

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A term used as an excuse, or to mitigate teenagers and pre-teenagers as the cause of being a fatass, usually associated with denial.

Grandmother to mother:

"you don't you worrie about little Cindy...Cindy will slim down in the next few years. It's baby fat!

baby fat by Cliffie-poo February 14, 2006

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the amount of weight added when pregnant (this includes the weight of the baby)

person 1: wow did you see that fat chick over there
person 2: you dick, she's pregnant
person 1: so what? she's baby fat, what's the difference?

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Baby fat

Fat stored by the male body, resulting from the lack of seminal release from a spouse or partner. See also “blue balls”

Wife says “honey, you look like you may have gained some weight”

Husband responds “its just baby fat, can you help me get rid of it?”

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For an older gentleman: baby fat
(refers to all the teen hotties) they are still carrying their baby fat.

The cheerleading squad was loaded with baby fat.

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substance know as seamen excreted from the penis whilst geting it on.

baby fat by sidders May 1, 2003

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