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Bruce Bruce is a name synonymous with keeping audiences rolling with laughter thanks to his captivating improv skills. Bruce's larger than life comedic style has been showcased across the country as well as on hit television programs, while his wit, spontaneity and dazzling personality sets him apart from other standup comedians. Although Bruce is known for his adult comedy, he prides himself on not using vulgarity to win a laugh. He also does comedy appropriate for the entire family and has earned his title as the "Mayor of Comedy." After receiving the highest ratings ever as the Host of BET s 10th anniversary Comic View in 2001, Bruce signed on again to Host the 2002 Comic View season. Bruce is also featured as Dewayne the good-natured "rent-a-cop" in the Lion s Gate Films feature The Wash, directed by DJ Pooh, starring Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. He can also be seen in Outkast svideo So Fresh, So Clean, Directed by Dave Myers. He was featured at the prestigious Black Film Festival in Acapulco (2001), the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal (2000/2001), Laffapalooza Festival in Atlanta, GA (2000/2001), the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO (2001/2002) and can be seen in comedy clubs around the country. Currently, you can catch Bruce's half hour special "Comedy Central Presents...." on Comedy Central.

according to rapper Too $hort, he likes skinny girls
"all the big girls, get loose with it/all the skinny girls let bruce bruce hit it"
bruce bruce by Too $hort January 15, 2005
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bruce bogtrotter 

you are fatter than fucking bruce bogtrotter you fatass
bruce bogtrotter by you like men October 20, 2021
Bruce U is a Ugandan superfighter, and Kung Fu Master. Within Uganda, everybody knows Kung Fu, but Bruce U is the best. Having grown up in the slums of Uganda, he was able to master the art of Kung-Fu, and is the greatest warrior in all of the nation.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee cannot defeat his superior fighting technique
Captain Alex: "Where is the criminal Tiger Mafia?"
Bogwandi: "They are fighting Kung Fu Master, Bruce U!"
Captain Alex: "They will be vanquished."
Bruce U by Warlord Savimbi March 28, 2019

Bruce Lee 

Chuck Norris was no match for Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, once the kung-fu master understood his opponent's fighting style.
Bruce Lee by Lexiconartist January 15, 2013
1) An awkward drinking posture, manner and style; an attempt to avoid consuming an alcoholic beverage

2) Utilizing an awkward posture or style to avoid consuming alcohol, when you call someone out on doing a Bruce sip, you are calling them unmanly and unaccustomed to consuming strong beverages

3) Apathetic beverage ritual, the “Bruce sip”; consuming an alcoholic beverage by rotating one's head backwards simultaneously rotating the glass forward- keeping the top of the glass perpendicular to the floor
“You bruce sip that again and I'm going to take that drink away from you and give it to my daughter!”

“I don’t mean to lame out, but that shot was so strong I Bruce sipped it”.

Bruce Banner

Known as the alter ego for the Hulk. It is also known as someone who has a green vein on their penis. Not many people are sure as to why the green vein is there, but it could only be known as radioactive.
Doctor, you may want to come look at this. This guy has a Bruce Banner, and his name is DJShockJock.
Bruce Banner by Djshockjock April 7, 2019

Bruce Ironstaunch 

The most gar background character to appear in any anime series ever, Bruce Ironstaunch appeared in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann twice. Once, when he was seen making a rude gesture in the middle of a cheering crowd, and once more when he threw a stone that split open the freakishly wide forehead of Rossiu (jerk extraordinaire).

Bruce has since gone down in history as one of the most manly men of anime.
Dude, Bruce Ironstaunch is so freaking badass. Did you see how he threw that rock?
Bruce Ironstaunch by Torint May 27, 2008