BRAM

bram is a greek mythological god who has the smallest penis in the world and is related to santa claus therefore making any one born in october a boy on the naughty list w a small penis who has a crush on hitler
teacher :”we are learning about bran today
ivan: “brams are scary”
by paula the best July 04, 2022
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a patois (Jamaican) slang term for something cool, stylish, and fly.
His hightops are real bram bram.
by Rasta10182 November 17, 2010
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Bram

If you ever meet a Bram never let him out of your sight, keep him close. He will always be there for you, even when you back stab him. He can be hard and cold at times but when you get to know him he is very warm and welcoming. He tends to be a joker, he loves to get people to laugh and smile. He also is competitive, he like to win, and hates when people tell him he cant win. Brams are also very smart. Smart in several areas actually, especially math and science. They hate getting compliments but love giving them. They are outgoing, funny, handsome, and wonderful to be around. If you ever meet a Bram, or get a chance to date one, it won't be something you regret.
"Bram is sooo good at sports, and so smart. Why is he so perfect?"
by 19e8w9 November 12, 2018
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brammed

To verbally bitch slap someone using concrete facts.
Did you hear that debate Bram had with Alex? He really brammed him with his knowledge.
by 1300slounge December 02, 2013
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Bram

The most awesome person on Earth. He is awesome, funny, amazing, and what ever you can think off. He always is there to aid you, and he always WINS!
We've all got a friend who's called Bram!
by iLikePie September 08, 2011
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Bram

Bram: the hottest guy around.
Bram is very hot.
by juicy rivier March 21, 2019
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Bram

Noun. A joker, a comical character, a good time guy or gal, a funster. From the cockney rhyming slang 'what a joker, what a Bram Stoker, what an absolute bram.'

Related: to bram bramming brameraderie 'This could have some serious bramifications'
Greg did (funny thing). What a bram!
by RealCaro November 07, 2010
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