bong yo! 

An exclamatory statement challenging others to refute the previous comments made, or meaning nothing at all and used to senselessly strengthen the previous comment (see face)

"You can't touch this crazy ass cracka! BONG YO!"

bong yo! by BONG YO May 17, 2004

bong out with your dong out 

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

bong out with your dong out by OsirusR November 10, 2009

bong out with your dong out 

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

bong out with your dong out by Coolkit January 22, 2014

shit did you put the bong away? 

An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.

J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck

shit did you put the bong away? by Madmooseman April 4, 2009

yoda bong 

A yoda bong is a game.

When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.

Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong

Dude 1- why is the porn that i leave hidden behind the toilet in the garbage?

Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this

Dude 1- Man im taking this back

Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!

yoda bong by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 5, 2009

bongyoung 

Beyond fabulous, beyond great, beyond attractive

Your level is bongyoung.

bongyoung by YourCrush21 July 2, 2017