BMBO - Blow My Brains Out - utilized in text messages and Tweets, etc... when communication to others that you would rather take your own life than be in your present situation or deal with a specific problem.
Rarely results in one "blowing their brains out."
"BMBO if we don't get a better web connection at work!!!!"
"@kbannerman I am going to BMBO if we don't close this deal!! #BMBO"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"