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Blue Shell

A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item
"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you
by Cosmic. December 8, 2018
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From Mario Kart, a Nintendo game.

Whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue shell at you and takes you out.

(Blue shells fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)
I was doing great at my new job then I was blue shelled. (fired)
by Toadster March 10, 2004
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Blue Shell

When a guy and a girl are having sex and the girl thinks the guy is going to finish too early, she smacks him hard on the balls so that she can finish first.
Sam: I was so close to finishing last night with Diane but then she totally blue shelled me and now I'm walking funny.
by Pow! Right in the kisser! December 15, 2010
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V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.

V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME
1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!

2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.
by BKoy August 4, 2017
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Your worst fucking nightmare created in the firey pits of hell its so horrifying that the creator of it fears it

It can end friendships in a matter of seconds
Me : IM GONNA WIN
friend: yeah you are *throws blue shell*
Me : N○●□○○♤□◇¿●♡♧●》☆*pain*
by Universe the madlad December 29, 2020
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throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021
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A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.
Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.
by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023
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