bloody wanker

A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"

That bloody wanker cut me off.

by sanchez4555555 May 19, 2005

Bloody Wanker

A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.

1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!

by Bl00dy Wank3r May 03, 2018

bloody wanker

British definition for fucking jerkoff

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike

by james jenki February 18, 2009

bloody wanker

British definition for fucking jerkoff

joe and mark are bloody wankers, they stole my bike

by james je April 04, 2009

Bloody Wanker

Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!

You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!

by CheedMaster June 10, 2010

Bloody Wanker

A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.

"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.

The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"

Them: God you're a bloody wanker!

Me: You're an American aren't you?

by Mrs Pants April 06, 2010

bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy

The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is

by Da Brow February 06, 2004