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1) A ridiculous and dramatic relationship bordering on insanity. Usually held between admirers who are too immature to understand their true feelings. As both parties do not know how to handle the situation, dramatic bickering and arguing are common occurrences.

2) A dramatic relationship fit for middle school. On Monday two individuals are friends. On Tuesday they are 'together'. On Wednesday they fight. On Thursday they don't talk, and plan to never speak with one another again. On Friday however, they are flirting again. By Monday, the cycle has retarded -- woops, I mean restarted.

3) An interesting bond between two individuals. More than friends, but less than a couple. This complex relationship sporadically changes from 'mortal enemies' to 'best friends' to 'lovers' and then back to 'enemies'. The annoying bond formed between the two parties will remain chaotic until either A) one party truly moves on or B) one party accepts and understands the others' terms. Until that point, the relationship bathed in immaturity will continue to cycle indefinitely.
Alex: "Did you hear? Andrew and Julia are at it again!"
Sabrina: "No way! Haven't they sworn to never speak like eight times already?"
Alex: "Yeah! They're so annoying; they've been been in blogo for years now. They need to get it together!"
Blogo by TheSwan5 March 17, 2011
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A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.
Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.
Blog it by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017

blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.
Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?
blogosphincter by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009

urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog 

just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar
brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request 

congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
Urban Dictionary Browse Store Blog Type any word here... URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® ads•terms of service•privacy•dmca bugs•help•data subject request is every word you see on the Urban Dictionary website (excluding the definition you first see)

© 1999-2020 urban dictionary ® advertise terms of service privacy dmca remove help blog data subject request 

You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.
Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

Bob: © 1999-2020 urban dictionary ® advertise terms of service privacy dmca remove help blog data subject request

Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog 

The greatest thing Neil Patrick Harris has ever been in. It it a Musical Comedy, roughly 45 minutes long, about a city villian who wants to make it into the Evil League of Evil, defeat his Arch-Nemisis Captain Hammer (corporate tool), and impress the girl of his dreams. Has many hilarious quotes, and a large fanbase.
"Did you see Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog yet?'
"Naw, dude, I was too busy"
"*shoots kneecaps off of the other guy*"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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