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black peoples 

A really cool group of people that are also known as African-Americans. This is a race that has produced great music, awesome athletes, numerous intellectuals and scholars, hilarious comedy, excellent soldiers, and so much more. Most of them are fun to be around, likeable, and funny. The ones in the music business are talented with all kinds of instruments and they really can sing.
I love black peoples; I just wish that there were more of them who were Republicans though.
black peoples by Republican Warrior December 28, 2005
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black people time (bpt) 

"Black people time" is a measurement of time used to describe the difference of black peoples' perception of time with respect to everyone else's perception of time.
"It is 12:15...didn't Tyrone say he was going to meet us here for lunch at this time?"
"Yeah, but he is on black people time (bpt), so it will be another 45 minutes to 2 hours..."
"What a dick!"

Black People Time 

Also know as BPT, is the mean solar time at which the average black person arrives, adopted as the standard time in a zone that includes all African Americans. BPT delays usually run from 15-45 minutes.
Ta'Kiesha: "I'll be there at 6."
Nay Nay: "That's 6:30 in Black People Time."
Ta'Kiesha: "You know it!"
Black People Time by Bodyde October 14, 2011

black people time 

A slower version of time that is used when black people travel.
Darella: Ill be there in five minutes.

Ta'shanae: In regular time, or black people time?

Black people can't be racist 

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.
"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"

I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.
"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"
I Know Black People by superjebus September 2, 2005