Birkenstoked 

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"

HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"

Birkenstoked by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009

Birkenstocker 

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

birkenshocked 

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."

birkenshocked by roguebonerz December 8, 2016

Birkenstomped 

When someone gets the shit kicked out of them by one or more hippies.

He just kept stealing their hacky sack and rubbing it on his balls and throwing it at them. Eventually they had enough and he totally got birkenstomped.

Birkenstomped by pitkid January 6, 2012

Birkenstocked 

A left wing alternative to redpilled, and a reference to the Barbie movie when Barbie is offered a Birkenstock and a high heel, and the Birkenstock represents the truth

Oh I’m not redpilled, I’m birkenstocked

Birkenstocked by I Like To Define Words February 25, 2024