A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.
Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...
Alex: ... and a gut!
Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!
Alex: ... and a gut!
Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!
by Della Catessen June 26, 2011
by nyisles87 January 06, 2006
A large, ugly, or otherwise overweight human female. The beefalo can range in size from slightly obese, to a monster 1000+ pounder. Beefalo generally flock together forming a "herd", and prefer to "graze" nearest their favorite territories. (a mall where they can look for mates,or a fast food restaraunt, where food is bountiful, for example)
by sf49erfan55 February 17, 2006
The coolest animal around. Better then a cow or any other animal. The best thing to happen to this world since sliced bread.
by O Beefalo One April 05, 2005
A fat broad that dresses as if she were skinny. The knid that walk around with four rolls under her neck saying, "You know you want me and all this lovin."
by Samuel R. Preteroti November 25, 2003
by OrangeScott April 05, 2005
by Musicman2508 April 05, 2005