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balls off

Refers to weather cold enough to freeze one's proverbial "balls off." Mainly used as a colloquialism in Britain.
Steverson: What's the weather like?
Oliver: It's balls off, guv'nor.
by Steverson January 19, 2008
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balls off

Delightfully, deliciously crazy.
Did you hear about all the chaos in the ER over the weekend? That place is balls off!
by lizzie-fresh August 7, 2010
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Balls off the walls

by ThatGuyAcrossTheStreet January 12, 2009
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Balls off cocktail

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men
John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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tripping my balls off

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.
Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!
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Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?

a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.

in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.
Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.
by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009
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shit my balls off

Being so surprised to the point that you inevitably shit so hard your testicles come out.
Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021
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