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From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
Related Words

babywing 

A babywing is when you have oral sex with a female as she gives birth.
"Dude my mom was giving birth to my little brother and I totally got my babywing"
babywing by Torrey Rochester November 17, 2016

Badaching Badachang 

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.
Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"
the sideburns that grow down and connect at the chin
Ew, look at that guy! He used to be so cute until he grew a Babchin.
Babchin by Bingerwoman February 9, 2010
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Babycaking 

To take the easy road and all easy means necessary.
Jimmy quick babycaking it and pick up the shovel.
Babycaking by Jace Whitaker June 26, 2008