gryffindor's quidditch captain who also happens to be hot as fuck but no one says anything about that
girl with eyes:"have you seen Oliver Wood?"

blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"
by that b1atch November 30, 2020
The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.
My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.
by PercyIsHeadBoy February 20, 2021
The Gryffindor quidditch teams' keeper and captain in the Harry Potter series. Of Irish origins, known for being specifically dedicated to quidditch and only quidditch.
His obsession with baseball is on the borderline of being the same as Oliver Wood's quidditch obsession.
by ActualRat17 September 22, 2016