axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles

That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

axe handles wide by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015

3 Axe Handles Wide 

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.

Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!

3 Axe Handles Wide by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009