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awkward palm tree

a member of the "awkward objects" community of phrases.

formed by the relaxed and smooth crossing of the wrists featuring the somewhat vertical placement of the arms to form the trunks of the tree. the fingers are then free to move as though they are blowing in the awkward wind.
my personal favorite "awkward" is the awkward palm tree.
awkward palm tree by bethhameggs August 18, 2008
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awkward palm tree

An extension of awkward turtle where one arm is placed horizontally whilst the other stands vertically on top, swaying as if in a breeze. Often used to break tension and silence in a room when the awkward turtle doesn't quite do enough! Can be extended by mimicking coconuts falling off the palm tree.
misha: well this is awkward...
georgia: *awkward turtle*
... still awkward....
misha: *awkward palm tree*
awkward palm tree by tulipgirl January 24, 2011

Awkward Palm Tree

Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation
When at a party a guy starts hooking up with another chick, different from the one he brought in front of her.
In recollection- he was not only awkward, but shady.

Thus, awkward palm tree

Awkward Palm Tree

The awkward palm tree is similar to the awkward turtle. Just as the awkward turtle is used to acknowledge an awkward pause or silence the awkward palm tree is a discrete way to signal to your friends that you are in an awkward situation and they need to come save you. The awkward palm tree is created by letting your wrists go limp so your arms and hands form a "V" and then crossing your arms at the wrist. In certain situations it may be appropriate to shout "awkward palm tree" or hold your hands in the sign above your head as a better signal to your friends.
Creepy Guy: So how are you?
Kate: Um... I'm pretty good. How are you?
Creepy Guy: ... Do you have a boyfriend?

Kate: *awkward palm tree* Uhhh... I... Um...
Kate's Nearby Friend: Hey Kate! I really need to talk to you! Can you come over here?
Kate: Yes I can!

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026