avon old farms

noun - 1. prep school for the wicked smaaht and the hahdest teachers filled with 12 year olds all the way up to 20 year olds. Grade "A" hockey school that always beats salisbury. Pastels are common currency among the boys, if pastels are not available barter may be performed using porters and walkers "girls". Aspirando et persevererando which translates roughly to "when in doubt, beat one out" or in modern vernacular "if it don't fit in the hole, push harder"
2. "where the boys are boys and so are the girls"

B dizzle: ayo youngin
McCord: ahdaieandakeah
B dizzle:aholla son
McCord:aiamn aewa l;a dwi
Andre: give me the ball, yo!
Dean Jimmy "Napoleon" Detora: What the god damn hell god dammit god damn Andre God dammit

by Dr. Bon Bon '05 El Tegre '05 Boomer the Barbarian 05' April 14, 2005

Avon Old Farms

An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.

"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."

by anonononimous January 20, 2008

avon old farms

An all guys boarding school, where most boys end up at college, harvard, yale, columbia, pennslyvania. All extremely smart,and are smart enough not to go to a dick school like salisbury. Always Wins In hockey. And seems to be growing rapidly in all sports.

AOF GUY: Hmm Im going to harvard and i have three girls in my bed

Salisbury Idiot: Oh, im going to university of ohio, but i got one of my boyz in my bed

by Blue April 26, 2005

Avon Old Farms

Avon Old Farms is a boarding school for young men smack dab in Avon Connecticut. One is apt to find jocks, preps, stoners and alchoholics alike in this STD breeding haven. The typical Avon boy is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a slut in the other and their varying range of pastel pants.

This AOF dude is totally smokin!

by - Porter's Girl April 8, 2005

Avon Old Farms

All boys school for a bunch of breathing horny fuck tards. If you are a Porter's girl don't be surprised if you receive multiple floppy small soggy soft unannounced dick pics from these ultimate dick heads. These thirsty ass jocks are most commonly found begging for nudes from thirsty ethel girls after being rejected by porter's girls. Don't be surprised if ur sexting then they r too pussy to fuck u in person. (I will say they are better than salisbury guys ngl) They do need to get the lax stick out of their ass and take a second to smell these perfect voluptuous cheeks.

Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Yo motherfucker I just snapped the hottest chick imma bouta hit
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open

by whorewithafatass April 24, 2021

Avon High School

A “four star” 9-12 grade high school located in Avon, Indiana. Overcrowded. Somewhat lame. About 12.9% of people found at AHS could be potentially cool. However, good mix of wannabes and posers. Decent amount of goths, Fairly large percentage of wiggers. Most other clicks are represented. Located in a town that used to be mainly rural; now an industrialized suburb. Although there are stores and other various shit everywhere, there’s nothing to do. Even though most will agree that the whole “mall” is pretty dumb, many Avon High Schoolers can often be found at the “Metropolis” in Plainfield (a neighboring town) particularly at the Rave (movie theatre, not a club) The considerably small amount of entertainment causes many AHS students to try very hard to be ghetto even though a large amount of them are actually hicks. There have been multiple accounts of sex in the bathroom. Although the football team kinda sucks, the band has won state championships seven years in a row, and this last year, came in second in nationals. They also have a little thing called The Avon Center Stage Performers (ACSP “drama club”) which is by far the best part of the school.

"Hey dude, where are you from?"
"Avon High School ."
"Oh....I hear your band's really awesome...and that you theatre program is the best in the world...do you guys have a footbal team?"
"I dunno...I'm always in the cattle pen out back durring the games."

by Sou:P May 16, 2008

avon old farms

AOF is maybe the highest respected boarding school in the nation. Students bang lots of chicks, win new england titles, and get into very solid schools. One only wishes they could attend such an institution. It's building are beautiful and perfect for hiding young women. What other school enjoys a rat problem? The Quad rat is the most sought after meal on the Avon boys diet of hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.

example 1:Hey Chip dont you wish you could be the coolest dude ever and go to Avon and not wear sweet white sweaters with D's on them?

example 2: "Wow, I wish I could have beaten Avon in hockey. I mean we were supposed to kill them. They were just to good and beat us 6-2. I guess they are just the best thing since sliced bread."- a salisbury hockey player.

by stinky beaver July 6, 2005