"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger gave the driver an average nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."
by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022
"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."
by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022
by MyRealName21 October 09, 2020
A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022
The slang for: "a huge penis"
by Clutzx January 01, 2024
Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025