Auron's Law 

When you see a piece of media or narrative that involves sexuality and children, it's not worth analyzing the content for meaning. The reason why is simple. The people that promote this content just want to normalize pedophilia. This was summed up by a Tweet from @AuronMacintyre

"It's not rocket science guys. They're just evil and want to diddle kids."

A: Why is this person on twitter referring to a group of school friends as being in a "platonic polyamorous relationship"?
B: Auron's Law

Auron's Law by SirNedwood March 14, 2022

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura 

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

aura sniping 

Aura sniping is when in a first person shooter you are sniping, hit the area around your target, obviously missing, (seriously it would be impossible to mistake your missing the target for hitting it) and still manage to kill your victim. The mark of an expert aura sniper is when you pull off a head shot when you obviously hit the area around your targets foot without actually touching your victim. No one ever starts a game intending to aura snipe, it is always done accidentaly. Aura sniping while hacking the game is not aura sniping, it is cheating.

Guy 1: Dude you suck at this game.

Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!

Guy 1: You aura sniped him

Guy 2: I what sniped him?

Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.

aura sniping by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

Aural Shock 

When you accidently leave the volume on an ipod or mp3 ridiculously loud and forget. When you put in earphones and turn on the music, you go into shock for a second because the music is pretty much raping your ears from being so loud.

"FUCK."
"what?!"
"i forgot to turn down my music and went in aural shock."
"haha dumbass"

Aural Shock by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

aural sex 

The act of giving or receiving mental sexual stimulation with or from an especially pleasant voice and/or accent.

He's not the greatest of boyfriends, but he has a lovely Scottish accent and she's keeping him around for the aural sex.

aural sex by Doctor_Kyrina April 8, 2010

aural sex 

Sexual intercourse involving one or more penises being inserted into the earhole(s). Also known as an "ear-job".

"maybe I can get some aural tonight"
"I got some aural last week, I fucked her earhole so hard she couldn't hear for a week"

aural sex by k§Y June 15, 2003

Arran Spiers 

A depressed fat fuck who bangs my mum every day.

"Is Arran Spiers fucking your mum again?"
"Yes..."

Arran Spiers by fireedash May 28, 2022