Auntie's Visiting 

Menstruation

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"

Auntie's Visiting by Rosé T June 3, 2017

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover 

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover by Chris January 28, 2004

auntie j's

when you are making mad pancakes!

" get them auntie j's goin' d-money!!! i'm hungry over here! wait, let's do a bucket first! "

auntie j's by Mon&D May 26, 2008

Auntie Em's Butter 

A hazardous butter business run by Emmalynn Bimbolynn and her son/grandfather/nephew Archibald. Catchy theme tune, horrible side affects.

Seth: Hey, Ben! Have you tried the new blue butter from Auntie Em's Butter?
Ben does not answer, Ben died of kidney stones.

Auntie Em's Butter by Auntie Em's Agent January 8, 2023

look like somebody’s auntie 

you ugly

person one: AWWW HELLL NAHHH you look like somebody’s auntie

person two: *dead*

look like somebody’s auntie by theone😏 July 20, 2021

auntie-social 

Adjective: When one is socialized among the sisters or sisters-in-law of one's parents.

Noun: A gathering attended by the said sisters and sisters-in-law of one's parents.

I grew up with many aunts in my life; I guess that you could say that I'm auntie-social.

Did you hear about the big auntie-social?

auntie-social by Lorelili June 14, 2011

Auntie Sparknotes 

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com

Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

Auntie Sparknotes by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010