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Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover 

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

auntie j's

" get them auntie j's goin' d-money!!! i'm hungry over here! wait, let's do a bucket first! "
auntie j's by Mon&D May 26, 2008

Auntie Em's Butter 

A hazardous butter business run by Emmalynn Bimbolynn and her son/grandfather/nephew Archibald. Catchy theme tune, horrible side affects.
Seth: Hey, Ben! Have you tried the new blue butter from Auntie Em's Butter?
Ben does not answer, Ben died of kidney stones.

look like somebody’s auntie 

person one: AWWW HELLL NAHHH you look like somebody’s auntie

person two: *dead*

auntie-social 

Adjective: When one is socialized among the sisters or sisters-in-law of one's parents.

Noun: A gathering attended by the said sisters and sisters-in-law of one's parents.
I grew up with many aunts in my life; I guess that you could say that I'm auntie-social.

Did you hear about the big auntie-social?
auntie-social by Lorelili June 14, 2011

Auntie Sparknotes 

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com
Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?