A male homosexual. The term was coined after Augustus Gloop, a character in Charlie and the chocolate factory. In the movie, Augustus fell in the chocolate river and went up the chocolate pipe...hence the male homosexual association.
by The Shaminator November 22, 2007
A boy or man who is generally Arrogant and Ignorant. If he finds something that he doesn't like, he says something against it and will never change his mind even if he is wrong. This human being is usually in their teenage years. Usually an asshole to everyone and no one likes him.
This guy is a perfect example of Augustus, A man of extreme Ignorance and Arrogance.
My pal Jimmy is an Augustus.
My pal Jimmy is an Augustus.
by Virolex March 16, 2018
by fuhunter October 23, 2020
To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013
by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ
The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
by Allanus May 13, 2022