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Aubrey and Haylee 

Two girls who met in fifth grade on wacky Wednesday, both hated each other for the first month or two. Then started warming up to each other, who both ended up spending the ENTIRE summer of 2022 together! Doing random side quests like going to five below and baseball games, they were best friends but they had some tough patches through out all of sixth grade. But they still spent most of the winter doing random side quests still like going to Barnes and noble and made fun of people and also would go to the PX and get food poisoning from Popeyes. For Aubrey’s birthday, they finally went out of state and went to Palm Springs California! They snuck out of hotels with huge things of cranberry juice and absolutely RANSACKED Sephora. The rest of the summer they spent swimming, tanning, and putting Vaseline all over five below. Seventh grade was a great year for both of them, having classes together, having fun encounters at lunch and recess!! Now spending summer going into eighth grade together. They both hope and pray that they’re besties till the end of time cuz no matter what arguments they get into, no matter what rumors get spread, they will always come back to each other and have each other for life.
Someone: hey! Me and you, heh we’re like Aubrey and Haylee!
The friend: wow! We are?
Someone: YESSS
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