Aubrey is funny, beautiful, fit, and weird. She makes you laugh when you are sad or happy. She is skinny and loves soccer. She has brown eyes and brown hair. Her choice of clothes is either sporty and beautiful or just beautiful. Aubrey is weird in many ways and you would be so happy to be her friend.
by Specialcookieface555 January 14, 2018
Aubrying {ah-breed} {Aubreying/aubreyed} (verb, past/present/future tense; origin: American English): To assure a close friend, or complete stranger, that you will purchase marijuana (cannabis/weed/pot/etc) for them using their money, and then simply leaving without returning to deliver the marijuana. (Scamming the buyer)
Usually done by car, the "dealer" will text you saying they are on their way for the deal. When they arrive, they will let you know. When you approach them, they will casually and with a smile say something along the lines of, "I have to go pick it up. I'll be back in, like, x minutes."
Being unaware of Aubreying, the victim will typically agree and hand over their cash. After x minutes have elapsed, the victim will text/call the "dealer" to see what's going on. The "dealer" will typically say something such as, "I'm waiting to get it", "The hookup (person with the weed) isn't answering", or they will simply ignore your calls/texts. Your money has disappeared, and you are now out the weed as well. You have been Aubreyed.
Warn your marijuana-enjoying friends and family about this rising trend, originating in Minnesota and spreading like a wildfire.
Usually done by car, the "dealer" will text you saying they are on their way for the deal. When they arrive, they will let you know. When you approach them, they will casually and with a smile say something along the lines of, "I have to go pick it up. I'll be back in, like, x minutes."
Being unaware of Aubreying, the victim will typically agree and hand over their cash. After x minutes have elapsed, the victim will text/call the "dealer" to see what's going on. The "dealer" will typically say something such as, "I'm waiting to get it", "The hookup (person with the weed) isn't answering", or they will simply ignore your calls/texts. Your money has disappeared, and you are now out the weed as well. You have been Aubreyed.
Warn your marijuana-enjoying friends and family about this rising trend, originating in Minnesota and spreading like a wildfire.
"Matt was aubreyed last night out of sixty dollars by some asshole dealer. Hopefully, he has learned his lesson never to trust a dealer again. Aubreying is no joke."
by diemonhei February 16, 2016
The sarcastic 27 year old that you probably recognize from Funny People, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and as April Ludgate, the eye-rolling assistant to Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation. Most guys think she's hot-just because she's there. Also, she has a strange obsession with hags.
Aubrey Plaza is from Delaware.
by holasayonara June 27, 2011
Seriously (used to add emphasis), or also to express cynicism or incredulity ('you cannot be serious').
Late 20th Century revival, predominantly in Munster (Ireland), of a term first believed to be in use during the inter-war period in Britain. Neither the origin nor the reason for the revival are clear, but it is thought that there are some examples in the literature of Wodehouse & Waugh.
Late 20th Century revival, predominantly in Munster (Ireland), of a term first believed to be in use during the inter-war period in Britain. Neither the origin nor the reason for the revival are clear, but it is thought that there are some examples in the literature of Wodehouse & Waugh.
"Sean was goin' on about us all goin' to the gym before the pub, but we just looked at him, like, Seriously Aubrey, like."
"We tore into them pints last night, lad - I mean, Seriously Aubrey..."
"We tore into them pints last night, lad - I mean, Seriously Aubrey..."
by jp10 July 30, 2009
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by Lisa February 9, 2005
Two best friends who are always there for each other no matter what. They are loyal to each other and one fight won’t break their bond. They have a lot in common but they are also each special in their own way. They mean so much to each other and are almost like sisters. They can’t imagine life without each other. They may not have been friends for as long as others but they are so close they feel like they were friends forever. Aubrey is the better of the two and is basically perfect but they’re both pretty cool. Everyone wants to be an Aubrey and Emma with their friends. Simply put, their friendship is amazing.
Person 1: I wish I was closer with her.
Person 2: Seriously her?
Person 1: Yeah I wish we were an Aubrey and Emma.
Person 2: Seriously her?
Person 1: Yeah I wish we were an Aubrey and Emma.
by marshmallow178 June 8, 2018