Much like Attila the Hun, the whole point of this sexual manoeuvre is to conquer her asshole, by spreading it as widely as you can. The conventional way is to do it with inanimate objects, not your body parts. You can use anything from a Fire extinguisher, to a common house lamp, to the hilt of a sword.

Caroline: Oh, I feel like I've been sacrificed to satan
Andrew: Why?
Caroline: My boyfriend was dominant and we did the Attila the Hun manoeuvre using two giant spoons
Andrew: You must have a pink sock the size of Australia!

Attila the Hun by Adam Petersen January 16, 2015

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Attila the Hun

coolest nigga alive

Attila the Hun is so cool he doesnt give a fuck about anything

Attila the Hun by PCgary October 23, 2023

Attila The Hung

Alter-ego of Tim Sterling, bassist/guitarist/vocalist of the faux-Brit Baltimore band The Sexys, and formerly of The Dicktaters and Zen Black.

Attila The Hung plays some crazy bass up there!

Attila The Hung by TheSexysMusic December 4, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026