Somone who can't get enough skateboarding in their life, and would basically lay down their life if were told they weren't allowed to skate ever again.
Yo dude, Jim is such a skate-aholic. Hes been into it so hardcore that for the past 2 weeks he accidently forgot to eat or sleep.
A characteristic that is most commonly found amongst indie pop fans, they often have girlfriends that are out of their league, love craft beer and change careers often. They mostly have mod haircuts.
"The flavor of chia seeds is too weak in my Mongolian pale ale."
"Oh come on, stop being so atolic!"
"There's a common notion, even though sometimes discredited by the scientific community and deemed an urban legend, that if you coz in your Citroen at midnight in the foothills of Dubovac, while drinking Byzantine IPA, a wild atolic will appear and serenade you with a Belle & Sebastian tune"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.