Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

astronaut's share 

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

astronaut's share by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

astronaut's wife 

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.

Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20

astronaut's wife by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017

Astronaut's Internet Cold Place

"Acronym" for AICP, that means "Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n".
And there's a ton of "Acronyms" More, but if you Just see four words, and the First letters are AICP. It's pro'lly refering to Artificial Intelegence (generated) Child P**n.

They're selling Astronaut's Internet Cold Place on MEGA and DISCORD!!! Imma report them!

Astronaut's Internet Cold Place by RGER December 11, 2023

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet 

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

Astronaut Screwdriver 

A cocktail made with Tang and Vodka.

Astronaut Screwdriver by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

Astronaut Sandwich 

When two people are bent over ass-to-ass while a third person stands and squats above them (with one foot on each back), thus creating a thrusting motion between the two asses. All of this happens whilst listening to Space Oddity

Hello! I'd like an astronaut sandwich please!

Astronaut Sandwich by The astronaut December 28, 2016