Ass water

Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.

If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.

by Aurelico May 05, 2019

ass water

Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.

The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.

by Lenard Powerdong August 07, 2006

ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

ass water

Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.

"Damn that Ass Water is tasty."
or
"Damn that ass water is nasty."

by bomber22 January 06, 2009

ass water

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water

by teej October 16, 2003

ass water

the terrible coffee offered in hotel rooms, especially once prepared. this coffee tastes especially watered down and resembles ass more so than coffee.

wow, the coffee from this marriot that were staying in for our class trip to boston that tastes like asswater.

by Pam January 01, 2004

Ass Water

The sweat between your ass-cheek.

I collect my ass water.

(or)

Tod: Ayo you smell like ‘Ass Water’
Steve: ayo Tod that’s mean brr :(

by imabotx December 14, 2020