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ass queef 

release of air during anal sex
mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.
ass queef by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007
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Ass queef 

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell
what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot
Ass queef by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

Ass Queef 

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.
Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!
Ass Queef by Tits McGee *bitch* August 31, 2006

ass queef 

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.
*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”
ass queef by assqueef757 October 10, 2019

Ass queef 

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.
Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.
Ass queef by bingbang420 May 31, 2020

ass queef 

a queef expelled through the ass; see fart
feeding that bitch cheese i wanna hear that ass queef
ass queef by pubebarn June 2, 2024

Queef ass 

A male or female who thinks that they are "the shit" or "cool". Typically a person of African American decent. Sometimes a person of hispanic descent. Usually someone born into wealth.
Look at trayvon with his new Jordan 11's, what a queef ass.
Queef ass by Sadam December 29, 2016
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