you are such an ass muncher.
by Mr Munecricket February 22, 2009
Bystander: Jesus Croyst! What the fuck are you doing you ass muncher?!?!
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."
by Ill Doctor September 21, 2014
Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.
Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad
Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad
Tittybiggy joined your clan
Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder
K-money: You just joined
Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE
k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits
Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder
Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS
Tittybiggy has left the clan
k-money: you little ass muncher
powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher
kingtez join your clan
k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch
*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*
Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder
K-money: You just joined
Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE
k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits
Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder
Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS
Tittybiggy has left the clan
k-money: you little ass muncher
powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher
kingtez join your clan
k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch
*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*
by monkeyfreek October 25, 2014
johnny is an ass muncher.
by dick June 26, 2003
A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.
by buzznjackal August 23, 2003
by shroomsyo April 09, 2010
An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.
Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).
by rimjobstar November 11, 2007