A sudden, abrupt bowel evacuation. During the two seconds of literally emptying your entire intestines, you visualize the world's fastest train sucking through a long tunnel. "shhhhhlurp-bam!" 200mph like a sneeze out your ass.
"OMG, that STD medicine worked hellafast, but I almost didn't make it to the toilet before I had an Ass Sneeze!"
The correct term for someone who is a very promiscuous skank hoe, whom often turns tricks. It is commonly mispronounced as "trick ass geezer" by those who aren't educated in the subject of trick assness.
Yeah, Maria is such a trick ass skeezer...she always says trick ass geezer instead of skeezer!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"