ass shit 

an unfortunate series of events

Man, my day was ass shit.

ass shit by mattlawton11 May 28, 2009

ass shit 

some one who is ignorant; they know what the pweson means, but just act stupid towards the situation

Man you know what I'm talkin bout,fuckin ass shit!

ass shit by Nsdrumma2004 September 8, 2004

ass shit 

To be cool; awesome

A noun--fecal matter from a pooper.

That is so ass shit!

Hey, who's ass shit is that?

ass shit by Keens February 13, 2004

Ass Shit 

Apparently cool, replaces cool

"Those comic books are the ass shit"

Ass Shit by Rissi Davis May 29, 2008

ass-shit

shit out of the asshole smells worse than regular shit its ass-shit

"aw what is that smell"

"smells like ass-shit"

or instead of "ur full of bullshit" u could say "ur full of ass-shit"

ass-shit by Wej-crew September 26, 2008

ass-shit

1 - stronger way to say bullshit
2 - moving the hyphen to change the emphasized syllable and make your statement more humorous/awkward

1- "That's some ass-shit!"
2- after smoking some great herb you say "That was some good ASS-SHIT" instead of "That was some good-ass shit"

ass-shit by sandalhat January 30, 2009

Ass Shit Express 

1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.

2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.

1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express

Ass Shit Express by MsmittE October 19, 2011