This happens when someone sweats profusely from their ass and leaves their seat all wet so when the next person sits in it they get sweaty ass on them.

This person at our work sweats a lot and when I sat on their chair after they left my ass got all wet so now we call that chair the "Sweaty Ass Seat"

Sweaty Ass Seat by dougiedog September 8, 2006

Toilet seat ass

When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.

“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”

Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.

Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.

Toilet seat ass by Mama lama July 30, 2018

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

two seat ass by lardophobic December 9, 2011

ass for every seat

No matter how ugly, offensive, or unappealing a person, place or thing may be, there will always be SOMEONE who likes it, finds it the opposite and wants it.

Johnny down at the used car lot just got this old car in on Saturday. It was lime green with pink and purple polka dotted seats. Fred walked up onto the lot on Monday and said to Johnny, " now Johnny! Who in tarnation will ever buy this car" Johnny smugly replied, " Now Fred! Don't you know that there is an ass for every seat"

ass for every seat by SkipSpike666 October 21, 2017

more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"

Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!

more ass than a toilet seat by swimma101 June 11, 2006

gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

gets more ass than a toilet seat by Adrian December 28, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026