ass factor 

The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.

If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).

If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.

ass factor by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009

Ass Factor 

Ass factor

-Noun

1. a measurement of taste as it relates to ass. Ass factors range in severity from 0 to 10 where 0 is tasty and 10 is absolutely nasty. An ass factor of 5 is generally considered to be the transition from palatable to unpalatable.

Origin: The term "ass factor" originated from a hiking trip in Fundy National Park in 2009. The term was adopted by the group to describe the edible wild plants being collected and tasted.

Gee, this Clintonia Borealis is pretty good. I'd say that it has an ass factor of about 2.

Ass Factor by afloat.ca July 12, 2010

ass factor 

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.

Jason, you are the ass factor.

ass factor by kris April 20, 2005

ass factory 

A guy who is such an asshole that calling him a mere asshole doesn't cut it.

Look, ASS FACTORY, I want my money back NOW or you'll be seeing the five of clubs!!!

ass factory by ghost July 31, 2003

rat faced ass factory

someone ugly (i.e. looking or having the appearance of a rat) who also smells (smells include things like "ass" or a sewage factory.)
In general, someone you don't like but need a new name to call. Can be combined with other insults as well.

1. You rat faced ass factory.

2. You're such a fucking rat faced ass factory. Eat a dick.

rat faced ass factory by Stacky August 27, 2003

ass factory 

1. someone who sucks so much rim, that one is forced to refer to him/her as an ass factory (usually from Boston, MA).

2. a manufacturing facility which produces large quantities of ass.

i.e. a New England Patriots fan

Josh: Did you see that New England Patriots game last Sunday?

Weave: Why, as a matter of fact, I did Josh. Did you happen to notice Tom "I'm a little teapot" Brady giving rim-jobs on the sideline while the defense was on the field?

Josh: I most certainly did. Tom Brady is an ass factory.

Weave: Hahahahaha, he sure is Josh.

ass factory by SteelerJav May 30, 2006

ass factory 

Another way to say brothel, whore house, strip club, or any similar skeezy establishment that serves ass.

Bro, it's the night before your wedding...we HAVE to take you to the ass factory!

ass factory by toughkitty April 8, 2005