ass beard
ass beard by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
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Ass Beard
A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
Ass Beard by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009
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Ass beard
Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
Ass beard by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
Upper Ass Beard
Upper Ass Beard by A to the J to the T to the K August 11, 2008