Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.

Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.

by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009

ass beard

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Upper Ass Beard

a large patch of hair grown on the lower back that ascends down the crack of the ass.

When he mooned us we got a good look at his upper ass beard.

by A to the J to the T to the K August 11, 2008

Ass beard

A beard, you grow on your ass.

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!

by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019