Asphalt Monkey

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Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

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A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

Word of the Day on October 13, 2026

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Word of the Day on October 11, 2026

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

Word of the Day on October 9, 2026