An annoying individual who asks random questions with no substance or asks stupid questions without thinking.
some examples of an askhole in action
yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?
yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?
yo mate, want to go town?
"no".......
*1 hour later*
yo mate, want to go town?
"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"
yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?
yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?
yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?
yo mate, want to go town?
"no".......
*1 hour later*
yo mate, want to go town?
"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"
yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?
by Zoo Keeper August 6, 2007
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the exact opposite of what you told them.
I told Audrey not to go out with that guy because she would just get hurt. But she did anyway, stupid askhole.
by prettyboyswaqq814 July 26, 2012
Most of my friends are askholes.
by Mandogy May 20, 2015
"Hey, should I break up with Sherry?"
"Yeah, I haven't seen you smile in two years dude."
*Asks her to marry him instead*
Freakin Askholes!
"Yeah, I haven't seen you smile in two years dude."
*Asks her to marry him instead*
Freakin Askholes!
by Crystizzle February 23, 2012
by Impact_Dark August 6, 2007
Friend-"I am so worried, my cat is sick,what do I do?"
You-"Take him/her to the vet to be safe."
Friend-"Nah,I'm just going to wait and see what happens."
You-" If you're not going to take my advice why ask then?"
Friend-"uh I don't know..because I am an askhole?"
You-"Take him/her to the vet to be safe."
Friend-"Nah,I'm just going to wait and see what happens."
You-" If you're not going to take my advice why ask then?"
Friend-"uh I don't know..because I am an askhole?"
by pegmom3 July 10, 2012
when someone asks you a leading question with the full intention of using it as an avenue to begin mocking you.
Example: A friend of mine attempted to embarrass me in front of some of his friends by asking me "didn't you wear that same T-shirt yesterday"' knowing full well that I have several of the same color. I informed him that this type of act is commonly referred to as an "askhole"
by Joe from Carrollton April 9, 2016