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Asian A.d.d 

N. A special form of A.D.D given to confused Asians. Originating in the podcast world, this term has gone nowhere fast. The Asian may or may not actually have A.D.D, but still is confused by simple things, usually said by a podcast's host.
Zune podcast host 1: and now to our new members
Cohost: *mumbles about huggles)
Host 1: and that concludes that segment
Cohost(finished spacing out): Wait, what happened?
There you go Asian A.d.d

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee 

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

National Fuck a Asian Day 

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
National Fuck a Asian Day by E1M1 October 22, 2020

Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.) 

People of Asian descent who take on characteristics of "Snooky" from Jersey Shore. Are highly discriminatory towards any culture except for the Asian culture.
"Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)" Dressing inappropriately, carrying ridiculously expensive handbags, driving luxury cars, behaving like a low class individual and all around doing nothing to deserve it. Most synonymous with spoiled F.O.B.'s

asian man with a dog 

That one Asian friend who says β€œwood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing
Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

A Competitive Asian 

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ
A Competitive Asian by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021