ashis

An Alien from the mysterious planet of zeekigand-o , this stubby "Teletubby" three-legged beast is especially fond of the "Wacky Movie". He has a fetish for Bongs and will do anything for Free Stuff. He is known to startle innocent children at night with his sudden grin and retarded laugh. He had been stored in cryostasis since the end of the Kalinga Wars, but escaped during the Pokhran Nuclear Testing of 1999 and holed up in an obscure corner of Rajasthan, India. The poor chap now has difficulty finding edible food and is known to whine about this fact regularly. Chief amongst his weaknesses is Narcotics and Alcohol- he faints at the very sight of them. He is also known to enjoy and encourage , by vigorous orchestration, spanking on his specific Zee-spot. The Government recently hired this extra-terrestrial doofus to help solve the case of the Missing Niggers of Calcutta;due to his brilliant Ideas and Entrepreneurial finnesse.

Philosophy founded on this Alien Principle : Zeelosophy ; concerned with philanthropy and mushroom-hogging,amongst other worldly problems.

Tom Cruise converted to Ashis' Zeelosophy last night, leading to mass suicide at the local Scientology centre.

by eskaycee January 21, 2011

Ashi

the best friend! Also one of The Final Bosses (on YT)

Anything bad on the server: *happens*
Everyone: ping Ashi
Me: nO-

by Garnet go brr October 30, 2020

ashis

A white man from the land of San Jose that fakes Indian heritage to impress girls. An effeminate individual that purchases his clothing from an AARP catalog. A complete coconut. Doreo.

Are you wearing make-up? You are such an Ashis!

by Takeoneguess August 20, 2006

Ashy

Ashy can mean many different things. It's a word used to describe someones negative status, negative feelings, or negative being in any way. Ashy can mean shitty, broke, tired, dirty, old, gay, busted, etc...

Damn bro I've been up all night partying, I'm so Ashy right now.

Man that chump is driving an Ashy car.

You just got paid, how could you already be ashy man?

by GangusKahn August 2, 2010

Ashy

A lame or boring Person

A person who lack of good looks

Nigga u ashy
Why u being ashy

by Sip sip November 21, 2018

ashy

a whore . walk into any 4th grade and up classroom , flash a picture of someone named ashy and 100% of the guys and half the girls have slept with her

*walks into 4thgrade classroom* ok who has slept with ashy .

everyone raises hand

by thebestguyever September 29, 2012

Ashy Larry

A participant in the World Series of Dice. He was only supposed to be throwing out the trash.

Damn Larry, get upstairs and put on some lotion!

by Doombot March 11, 2004