Ur yeet is asexual

The Holy lord of insults.
Whoever takes this insult will evaporate immediately.

Person 1: Screw you
Person 2 : KYS
Person 1 : well ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: but ur dad is a hoe
Person 2: ur grandma is retarded
Person 1: well ur grandpa is a trap
Person 2: OH YEAH?
Person 1: YEAH?
Person 2: WELL UR YEET IS ASEXUAL
Person 1 evaporates

by Yeet Meiser March 21, 2018

Ur cousin asexual

The worst insult that can ever be used against another human. All other insults naming family members and sexuality fall miles short in destructive capcity

You:”ur granny tranny”
Me:”stfu ur cousin asexual”
You:*time freezes as your entire being witnesses forces only known in the big bang*

by TheEggBoy March 14, 2018

Asexual ass fuck

when someone who is asexual (meaning they feel no sexual feelings) makes a sexual joke, they are being asexual ass fuck. It's supposed to be asexual as fuck, but the extra s stands for sex

asexual person: haha look at that ball sack!

Person: but wait aren't you asexual
Asexual person: yeah I'm asexual ass fuck

by EmoTears August 4, 2015

ur gender neutral parent asexual

Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian"

Carl- "ur mom gay"
Joe- "ur dad lesbian"
Carl- *chocking back tears* "ur gender neutral parent asexual"
Joe- *collapses into a black hole from shame*

by Danktonium March 8, 2018

Asexual ass fuck

when someone who is asexual (meaning they feel no sexual feelings) makes a sexual joke, they are being asexual ass fuck. It's supposed to be asexual as fuck, but the extra s stands for sex

asexual person: haha look at that ball sack!

Person: but wait aren't you asexual
Asexual person: yeah I'm asexual ass fuck

by EmoTears August 4, 2015

Your brother asexual lol

Saying this will completely destroy someone's life and make any insult they say to you invalid. It is a bigger and more powerful version of your mom gay lol.

Friend: "ha your mom gay lol"
You: "well your brother asexual lol"
Friend: dies

by Natsuki_uwu March 9, 2018

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006