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Arsicle's 

A beautifully descriptive word for an otherwise unfortunate ailment, ie Piles, Haemorrhoids, Arse-grapes, Chalfonts etc.

A simple combination of Arse + Icicle.
HRH the Queen : Sit the fuck down will you !!

Arsicle sufferer: I would sit down your Highness but unfortunately my Arsicles are giving me the right 'ump
Arsicle's by weirdfish April 5, 2005

Article Submission

Article Submission is the process of writing then posting articles to multiple online article directories.


The methods typically used to accomplish article submission are manual or automated.

Manual submission simply requires an article author to visit online article directories, register for an author account, then adding, or submitting articles on an individual basis.

Manual submission is usually free however, some directories require paid membership.

Automated submission requires the use of either

1) specifically designed software to complete the submission process, or

2) join a paid online article distribution service.

An automated process certainly eliminates the tedious task of manual submissions and is therefore, the most time-efficient method.
I use article submission as a free way to promote my business and website.

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.
When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.
Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011

shadow proclamation article 195 

All visitors to a planet must obey the laws of said planet or they shall be considered galactic outlaws and be punished with death or permanent exile.
You must follow shadow proclamation article 195 when visiting a planet

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence

Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself
"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "

Articles of Confederation 

A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"
Articles of Confederation by gabz0rz November 24, 2010