Artezia

She is a smart beautiful and sarcastic girl.
Always smiling and acting like she does not have a care in the world. She falls for the wrong people and always end up hurt. She is very loving but she will get on your nerves with her sarcastic personality. One of the BEST friends you will ever have because she will never turn her back on you.

Artezia is awesome.
Artezia is a VERY sarcastic bitch but I love her.

by joaana October 10, 2011

Artesians

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.

Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004

artesian well

Artesian wells are named after the town of Artois in France, where the first one was drilled in 1126. The technique used was percussion drilling in which a rod with a hard iron cutting edge is placed in the bore hole and repeatedly struck with a hammer.


The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.

This first artesian well was dug by the Carthusian monks. The bore was only a few inches in diameter, but the well penetrated strata impermeable to water reaching a lower layer of strata containing water under pressure. The water rose in the bore hole and flowed spontaneously out of it.

by Plinius September 25, 2005

arterial spray

The nasty, continuous spray of blood that results from wounds to major arteries.

Go watch some samurai movies to see some serious arterial spray.

by Tronno November 15, 2004

Artesian

A sexy beautiful man that knows the wonders of the musical world. He is an angel from heaven. He has a sexy ass body. He is very stuck in his ways but once open to the world, finds it more than he ever imagined. Stubborn. Truthful, but a good liar. The person who invented sex.

I love Artesian he is the greatest

by ABCDE123456 February 4, 2010

Artesia High School

A school located in Artesia, California as part of the ABC Unified School District. Defined as one of the worst high schools in the district. About 95% are Mexican and African american while the other 5% may be part of the other ethnic groups out there. Contains a notable alumni in James Harden, an NBA Player that is an all star. Contains a Security guard on campus while school is in session due to the fact of many gang related activities.

I go to Artesia High School and It is really easy

by Random Big Small Asian November 7, 2019

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.

When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022