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She is a smart beautiful and sarcastic girl.
Always smiling and acting like she does not have a care in the world. She falls for the wrong people and always end up hurt. She is very loving but she will get on your nerves with her sarcastic personality. One of the BEST friends you will ever have because she will never turn her back on you.
Artezia is awesome.
Artezia is a VERY sarcastic bitch but I love her.
Artezia by joaana October 10, 2011
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Artesians 

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.
Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.
Artesians by Downstrike December 26, 2004

artesian well

Artesian wells are named after the town of Artois in France, where the first one was drilled in 1126. The technique used was percussion drilling in which a rod with a hard iron cutting edge is placed in the bore hole and repeatedly struck with a hammer.


The name is now applied to wells of reasonable depth that produce water without the need for pumping.
This first artesian well was dug by the Carthusian monks. The bore was only a few inches in diameter, but the well penetrated strata impermeable to water reaching a lower layer of strata containing water under pressure. The water rose in the bore hole and flowed spontaneously out of it. ]
artesian well by Plinius September 25, 2005

arterial spray 

The nasty, continuous spray of blood that results from wounds to major arteries.
Go watch some samurai movies to see some serious arterial spray.
arterial spray by Tronno November 15, 2004

Artesian 

A sexy beautiful man that knows the wonders of the musical world. He is an angel from heaven. He has a sexy ass body. He is very stuck in his ways but once open to the world, finds it more than he ever imagined. Stubborn. Truthful, but a good liar. The person who invented sex.
I love Artesian he is the greatest
Artesian by ABCDE123456 February 4, 2010

Artesia High School 

A school located in Artesia, California as part of the ABC Unified School District. Defined as one of the worst high schools in the district. About 95% are Mexican and African american while the other 5% may be part of the other ethnic groups out there. Contains a notable alumni in James Harden, an NBA Player that is an all star. Contains a Security guard on campus while school is in session due to the fact of many gang related activities.
I go to Artesia High School and It is really easy

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.
When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction
Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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