Arsenal FC 

A team in the English Premier League, whos fans think they will buy any football player, ever.

"Arsenal FC need to buy someone"
"Yeah well in the transfer window we are buying Ronaldo, Messi, Reus, Hazard, Hagrid and Ainsley Harriott"

Arsenal FC by Noisievelt64 April 17, 2016

Arsenal FC 

1. A team in England that social distanced the league title for over 16 years now.

2.A team that is link with every good player at the start of transfer window but ends up getting the Wish version of the player at the end of the transfer window

Arsenal FC fans:

I thought we were going to sign Upamecano, koulibaly, Thomas partey and Messi But we ended up with lingard and Andreas pereira

Arsenal FC by Covid-91 June 6, 2020

Arsenal FC 

A small mid table Banter club

Dude 1: Hey did you watch the Arsenal FC game?
Dude 2: no, I don't watch mid table banter clubs

Arsenal FC are a small mid table Banter club

Arsenal FC by all jokes btw April 1, 2021

Arsenal FC 

The opposite of spurs

spurs are awful, Arsenal FC are the opposite

Arsenal FC by steve keyboard man February 10, 2022

Arsenal FC 

A team in the English Premier League, whos fans think they will buy any football player, ever.

"Arsenal FC need to buy someone"
"Yeah well in the transfer window we are buying Ronaldo, Messi, Reus, Hazard, Hagrid and Ainsley Harriott"

Arsenal FC by Noisievelt64 April 17, 2016

Arsenal FC 

A team that puts pressure on the top 4. They are supposed "rivals" to Chelsea FC and Tottenham Hotspurs. The club was founded by Arsene Wenger, who brought the club their only bragging rights in having an unbeaten season in the English Premier League.

Roberto Firmino gives Arsenal FC nightmares after repeatedly showing them how trash their defence is.

Arsenal FC by Paul Drogba December 29, 2018

Arsenal FC 

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.

“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”

Arsenal FC by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023