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Arnold is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
A male with the name Arnold should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Arnold should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOA (Association of Arnold's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Arnold they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
Creator and Saint Of Beer. that's right bitches if it wasn't for arnold you fuckers would be getting waisted with H20, beer pong would have never exsisted, nor keg-stands, let alone kegs!
My name is Arnold
All hail Arnold, the almighty

ARNOLD=BEER=GETTING LAID=HAVING FUN=ARNOLD BADASS
by arniezee March 08, 2010
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The richest, most spoiled people in the world.
Hey look at that guy, he must be an Arnold.
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An Arnold is an amazing person! Everyone wants to be his friend and all the girls want to be his girlfriend. He's known for his facial expressions. He's unbelievably cute and even though he fears commitment, you just want him to be your boyfriend because he's the kind of guy you marry. It's kind of hard to get his full attention but once you have it it's just so great because talking to him makes everything better. He's there for you when you ask him to be but he has trouble reading people. When he cares for you he cares a lot but it's hard to get there. He doesn't show his emotions but if he trusts you enough he might just show you. Once you have him in your life don't let him go. You'll only regret it. He cares a lot about his appearance but he isn't conceded. Don't ever break his heart! He has a lot of people who care about him and who will stick up for him so you'll never hear the end of it if you do. He sticks up for what he believes in and always tries to do the right thing. He's just an amazing person all around!
Max: hey what do you think about Arnold?
Sarah: he's cool! I love that guy! Best friend I could ever ask for.
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A dude that usually hits puberty at a young age, resulting in others calling him the usual "pizza face". Is generally a nice dude, and a friend who'll always be by your side. A bit rough sometimes. Usually falls in love with either of these people with names such as Karen or Sophia.
Chris: What's up Arnold?
Arnold: The sky!
Chris: ...
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