Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.
guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.

guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!

guy #1--'Cause your my friend.
by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010
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when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.
"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"
by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019
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It is a philosophical movement to confront the system and the establishment to restore the aristocracy to the status quo.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
Aristocratic Movement is the beginning of the reconquest. Unlike contemporary think-tanks, it is focused on praxis.
by tradical September 7, 2022
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The best group chat on football twitter. (The members: Joe, Sven, Ruben, Rui, Deniz, Lef, Aarjan, Matteo, Em, JRC, Nick, Aziz...)
If you want to join the JT Aristocrats, fill out this application
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An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light
I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.
by Dyke and ike July 9, 2014
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The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.
Queen Elizabeth: Take that you Scoundrel! *Aristocratic Hot-Carl*

Nigel: My Word!
by ingmar bergman April 6, 2009
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Where russian aristocrats lose their rank for a month.
"Hello, Russian Aristocracy."
"No, i'm participating in No Aristocrat August."
by funxpy July 20, 2022
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