canadian argument

A hockey fight.

"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."

by EasedMage November 11, 2016

the uno argument

the uno argument is when a group of guys, in 2014 on July 4th were in a call of duty lobby and were arguing about having uno on their Xbox as one man clamed he had the oldest Xbox known to man, but the other one doesn't believe him since it came free with the Xbox.

the uno argument transcript

man1 (doesn't have uno): i don't have uno so go fuck off

man2 (does have uno): EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT it came free with your fucking xbox

man1 (doesn't have uno):i didn't get it i have the oldest xbox known to man

man2 (does have uno): no you don't i bought mine on day one you fucking tard

man1 (doesn't have uno):well mine didn't have it

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNO YOU FUCKING DICK

man1 (doesn't have uno):I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-

man2 (does have uno): YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(laughter)

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER

man2 (does have uno): GO TO (voices start overlapping) THE ARCADE SO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, 8, 9, 10

man2 (does have uno): ITS A FREE CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT

man1 (doesn't have uno): OR 11, OR FUCKING UNO

man2 (does have uno): YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO IT'S FREE!

man1 (doesn't have uno): I DON'T HAVE UNO

man2 (does have uno): IT'S FREE, FUCK!

by bootymuncher666 January 1, 2023

Parent Argument

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

by Big White Monster July 1, 2010

Insanity Argument

Someone who argues to allow criminals and rapists who are in a Country illegally to stay is the right thing to do even at the expense of the safety of their fellow citizens.

Sanctuary cities create an insanity argument with no basis in reality.

by Golden029 May 9, 2017

Argumentative Reductionism

Argumentative reductionism is an argumentative falacies that seeks to reduce all the arguments of an opponent using simply sentences, mainly logical falacies, nihilism and pessimism. Argument reductionism is usually nihilistic and pessimistic, always seeking to see the bad side or weaken points of the opponent was a way to refute him or attack him.

"Argumentative reductionism is a common thing in debates on internet, but mainly on political debates on internet."

"Argumentative Reductionism is really used by revisionists such as apolitical socialists and pessimistic socialists."

by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021

Strawbrain Argument

Using one brainscan to prove an A Priori Assumption for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or self-promotional agenda.

Doctor, your use of one brainscan to prove that rain makes people happy is a Strawbrain Argument designed to sell more umbrellas .

by Dr Neurohacker August 18, 2019

E-Argument

An argument between people using only electronic means. No sound is involved.

Man! Me and my old lady have been in an e-argument all morning. I think she is on the rag.

by J mofo Carter November 30, 2008