by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
when someone does or says something so stupid and unbelievable that you just can't think of a better answer
by ThunderTheFurry October 26, 2020
When the editors of urban dictionary accept definitions for words like: fucktard, trash jenga, chiweiner....etc. but won't accept blue weiler.
"Thanks for your definition of Blue Weiler!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."
"Are You Fucking Serious?"
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."
"Are You Fucking Serious?"
by Lumina March 11, 2013
A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.
Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
Jane: You cunt be serious.
Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
by GWMcL January 31, 2011
“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.
“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”
by CoochieFister666 December 3, 2019
Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission
by Sebby294 June 1, 2021
Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot August 1, 2023