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Anal archiving 

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

achieving sargood 

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!
a tired man who gets bullied by the world. occasionally can also be a badass old lady
"Archivist! /derogatory"
Archivist by spirallarti September 12, 2022

Arriving On Friday 

Arriving on friday means beating off to hentai.
Arriving On Friday: Beating off to hentai

Eva: Hey, I just beat it to hentai
Julian: No, you arrived on friday

arriving 

During intercourse a man comes. This is what a British man does instead.
Oh my, I may be arriving!

Past tense: Oh my, I think I have arrived!
arriving by Miaku December 29, 2011
Slang for intercourse, so called because of the extreme curved posture of the back in the throes of passion.
Two drinks and this girl and I will be arching all night!!
arching by Oh-Me-Oh-My July 11, 2007