Archaius

Archaius (Ar-kai-uhs) is usually a tall, funny, yet somewhat jokingly mean young man. Commonly having brown hair and hazel eyes. Archaius is usually mad that no one can pronounce his name right and likes to make chaos. He is usually considered the funny friend but wouldn't be categorized as popular. If you ever meet an Archaius, you will start off thinking he's annoying, but don't let this fool you, later on he will grow on you and you will forget ever hating him.

Person one: "Archaius drew on my paper today, he's so annoying"
Person two: "What do you mean? He's so funny, I wish I sat next to him like you"
Person one: "Yeah whatever."

Archaius by archaosss March 18, 2022

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achaius

Achaius, achaius is an idiot who’s a brat about everything. He is an idiot.

DAMNNNNN THAT DUDE IS A ACHAIUS

achaius by anonymouslynon October 8, 2022

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Archaius • achaius • archaïsme

archaïsme

a dutch word that means outdaded word, wich is ironic since it is an outdated word.

person one: 'what does archaïsme mean? '
person two: 'outdated word'
person one: 'i know that its an outdated word but what does it mean?'
person two: it might seem crazy what im about to say

archaïsme by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 20, 2023

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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